Fake it 'til you make it.

Dean: I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
Sam: Wow. That sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth.

Dean: Newsflash Mr. Wizard: "vampires pee."

Dean: You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.
Castiel: This isn't funny. Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.

Bobby: You are nine kinds of crazy, boy.
Dean: It's been said.

Dean: Oh, come on, you don't trust yourself?
Future Dean: No. Absolutely not.
Dean: Dick.

Dean: Are you kidding me? I have been on red alert about Sam and you come for some stupid horn?
Castiel: You asked me to be here and I came.
Dean: I've been asking you for days you d**k!

Go ahead say it. Call me a soccer mom.

Of course I didn't leave it alone. Sue me!

Future Dean: Okay. If you're me... then tell me something only I would know.
Dean: Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh... 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.
Future Dean: Touché.

Dean: So, screw destiny right in the face. I saw we take the fight to them, do it our way.
Sam: Sounds good.

Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angels.

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean