Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 5)
Season 15, Episode 5: "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
Cartman: Screw you sir, I'm going home.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Cartman: Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 15, Episode 2: "Funnybot"
Jimmy: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year.
Cartman: Or will there be?
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 15, Episode 1: "HUMANCENTiPAD"
Cartman: Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: It does email and web browsing and s**ts in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thing ever invented.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Can at least pull over here and get some dinner? Because I at least like to be wined and dined before I get f**ked.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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