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I'll tell you why you're protesting, because you all think it's wrong to be pissed at a black president...

Here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew you decided to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip.

Nurse: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? You're saying I have Aspergers?

Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.

Screw you sir, I'm going home.

I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?

Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.

Jimmy: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year.
Cartman: Or will there be?

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