South Park

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Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.

Screw you sir, I'm going home.

I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?

Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.

Jimmy: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year.
Cartman: Or will there be?

Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle.

Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?

It does email and web browsing and shits in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thing ever invented.

Can at least pull over here and get some dinner? Because I at least like to be wined and dined before I get f**ked.

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

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South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron