Grampa Simpson Quotes (Page 7)
Season 5, Episode 10: "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Homeless Guy: Got any spare change?
Grampa: Yeah! And you ain't gettin' it! Everybody wants something for nothing! (Walks into the Social Security Office) I'm old, gimme gimme gimme!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Grampa: Hah! The way people act around here, you'd think the streets were paved with gold.
Jasper: They are.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Grampa: That raccoon stole my lamb chop!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror IV""
Vampire Grampa: This cape is giving me a rash.
• Rating: Unrated
Grampa: Quick! We have to kill the boy!
Marge: How did you know he's a vampire?
Grampa: He's a vampire? Ahhh!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 4: "Rosebud"
Homer: Who needs his money? We're getting by okay.
(Grampa crashes a Ute through the Simpsons' wall.)
Grampa: Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don't have any insurance! (Pause) So, how's my Ute?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 3: "Homer Goes to College"
Homer: My first day of college.. I wish my father was alive to see this!
Grampa: Hey!
Homer: How long have you been back there?
Grampa: Three days...
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 2: "Cape Feare"
Grampa: I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Grampa, Matlock's not real.
Grampa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 1: "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Grampa: That's my son up there!
Old Jewish Man: What, the balding fat-ass?
Grampa: Uh, no, the Hindu guy...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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