Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 13)
Season 22, Episode 17: "Love Is A Many Strangled Thing"
Homer: Dr. Zander, you made me see my life through Bart's neck.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Strangling, it's not the only tool in my parenting toolbox, but it's my sharpest.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: Just cause everyone else is doing the wave doesn't mean you have to.
Homer: No one else is doing it. I'm trying to start it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem to begin with!
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: I hope you kids are enjoying this [stadium] because you and your children will be paying for this long after the team leaves the city.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 16: "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
Homer: Can we at least get some french fries?
Cheech: Too high in trans fats.
Homer: Awwwwww, stop speaking Spanish.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: Remember, on the road the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.
Homer: Honey, don't worry, I'm gonna come back so horny and angry.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: I can't do reefer comedy, I'm drunk! Two different animals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Who the hell asre Cheech and Chong?
Homer: Cheech and Chong were the Beavis and Butthead of their day!
Bart: Who are Beavis and Butthead?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 15: "The Scorpion's Tale"
Homer: Their can do will bail out our won't try every time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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