Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 8)
Season 4, Episode 27: "Untitled Griffin Family History"
Meg: (after Joe and the cops take her away) Aaaaah! Dad! Help me!
Peter: Have fun at the dance, Meg! I hope she does. That kid really deserves it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 24: "Peterotica"
Peter: Hey Meg, uh, we're trying to make some money and, um, would you like to buy some pot from your granddaddy and me?
Meg: Uh. Wow. Sure.
Peter: Aw. Fantastic.
(Carter hits Meg with a lamp)
Peter: What the hell was that for?
Carter: Now we've got the pot and the money.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 23: "Deep Throats"
Chris: Brian's the new Meg! Brian's the new Meg!
Meg: Yeah, you're the new me!
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 22: "Sibling Rivalry"
Lois: I now understand that eating is not the way to solve my problems. You hear that, Meg?
Meg: For your information, Mom, I don't eat to solve my problems. I cut myself. Is that better?
Lois: Chris we all love your hat.
Chris: Thanks Mom!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 17: "The Fat Guy Strangler"
Meg: I miss Uncle Patrick.
Lois: Don't worry kids I promise we can visit him once a month.
Chris: We'll be his period.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Perfect Castaway"
Peter: I'm home!
Lois: Peter?!
Chris: Dad!
Meg: Daddy!
Stewie: What's your name? Is it Alan?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Model Misbehavior"
Meg: Wow, this looks just like my room at home.
Lois: Yeah except for the all the trophies and pictures of friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: I'm gonna become a model!
Peter: Hey that's fantastic Lois, and I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris: Me too!
Meg: Me Too!
Peter: Oh God Meg, that's SICK! That's your mother!
Meg: I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter: Get out, get out of this house!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: Dad, how can you be okay with Mom parading herself around like that? I mean, she's half-naked! It makes all women look bad.
Peter: Meg... who let you back in the house?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
Meg: Finally! Look Mom I've had it. I'm not babysitting anymore. It's Saturday night I could be out having a life.
Lois: Meg, if you don't wanna baby-sit anymore that's fine, but don't you stand there and lie to me.
Peter: OH-HO Meg, she torched your ass man! She torched your ass
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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