Moe Szyslak Quotes (Page 3)
Season 22, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 3: "MoneyBart"
Moe: Why did I advertise my drinks specials in "Scientific American?"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 23: "Judge Me Tender"
Moe: Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Simon: How do you like LA?
Moe: It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Moe: I don't need your fair-weather friendship... is what I'll be saying tomorrow morning.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 21: "Moe Letter Blues"
Manjula: My eyes have more bags than the Darjeeling Limited.
Moe: Hah, that's probably a good one.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Moe: Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn't have used helium.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Moe: This ominscient point of view has some bonuses.
• Rating: Unrated
Moe: I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 17: "American History X-Cellent"
Moe: Get your throwing stuff! Turn the protest into a riot!
Milhouse: How much for a tomato?
Moe: Fresh stuff for a dollar. Rotten is two bucks.
Kirk: Son, do you really need the rotten? I mean, it's not like you're actually gonna hit him.
• Rating: Unrated
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