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Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFavorite Peter Griffin Quotes
Doctor: I did a CAT scan
Peter: On a dog, haha.
Doctor: Haha, we laughed about that too.
Brian: Winning!
Peter: Haha, remember somebody said that?
Lois, please send these back to the factory, I believe they're defective.
My name's Evan by the way.
Evan
Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell can't drive?
Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.
Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.
No, I'm sorry. I thought this was a bank.
Peter: What can me and you do together? (Lois giggles) Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talkin' about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money
Have you seen my copy of "Into the WIld?"
Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter: I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa-woah, I almost walked right into that one
You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?
