Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFavorite Peter Griffin Quotes
Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?
The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.
Now kids, daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off
Or you can pull the hose out of the bucket and let the hose run free.
Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.
Voiceover on TV: The Statue Of Liberty was a gift from France...
Guy: The Statue Of Liberty!?
Peter: Oh my kid must of taped over this for history class. Boys, boys! We're going to drink till she's hot.
Quagmire: Hey, thats just crazy enough to work
Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?
He's happier than a sunny side up egg.
Guys, our money problems are over; we are officially on welfare! Come on kids, help me scatter car parts on the front lawn
Spending the day with him is going to be worse than eating at a ballpark.
Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.
Now all I need is a group photo of me kneeling in front of the village so I can brag about what a good person I am.
