Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 13)
Season 10, Episode 3: "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q"
Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 1: "Lottery Fever"
Peter: What do you mean I'm broke? What about all that money I sent to the Gayman Islands? They did what with it? No I don't want it back!
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Well, sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing!
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: No! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Peter: I just bought a giant room full of gold coins that I'm going to dive into like Scrooge McDuck.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: You want to have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Peter: We won! I'm getting a penis butler!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
Peter: Hey, check it out! It's another chick! The only other chick in the galaxy!
Lois: I don't like her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Come by and apply for a Han job and I'll get you off and running! Other websites jerk you around and don't finish what they started but Han job will have you shooting for the stars!
• Rating: Unrated
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