Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXPeter Griffin Quotes
Peter: "Well at least we have a jury of our peers."
Joe: "I don't think THEY see it that way, Peter."
"Keith Urban...Brett Favre....William H. Macy?"
"Wow! I had never believed in the Holocaust until now."
"Hey Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato? Is it "son died" tomato?"
"Oh this looks fantastic. I can't wait to poop this out."
Peter: Eddie Izard would be very discreet.
Quagmire: Well, there's your answer.
Joe: Oh my god, he must have hung himself during auto-erotic asphyxiation!
Peter: While watching clown porn!
Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
What do you mean I'm broke? What about all that money I sent to the Gayman Islands? They did what with it? No I don't want it back!
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
Well, sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing!
No! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy.
