Family Guy

Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 5)

Chris: Mom, Dad, I need to get new sneakers.
Lois: What? I just bought you new sneakers!
Chris: I know, but I need cooler ones!
Peter: Shut up and stop complaining. When I was your age, I didn't even have sneakers! We wore stale hamburger buns.
Lois: No you didn't, Peter.
Peter: Shh! He doesn't know that, he's just a dumb fat loser! Did you see his shoes?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: You know, Peter, since it's Valentine's Day, I was thinking let's do something we've never done before.
Peter: Release the virus?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Hey, I'm not just a poorly-cleaned butt. There's a whole man around man around that you have to please.
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Stewie: You should know that Mom has emotionally let you go. It won't be long before she takes another.
Peter: Owww, my head!
Stewie: She already has two cell phones.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Hey, was Beowulf a Teen Wolf sequel with Scott Baio?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Lois, do you have any idea what i'm looking at right now?
Lois: Peter, we're not doing this again.
Peter: I am at Harvard, the smartest school in the country. And they have...
Lois: Peter, breakfast for dinner is anarchy!
Peter: It's fun, Lois! It's whimsical!
Lois: It's ridiculous! Pancakes are not a nighttime food!
Peter: You're ridiculous!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Peter: Hey, can you read that page with all the little paragraphs about dead people? They're hilarious.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Hey Brian, can you believe I found this blazer on the side of the highway?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Okay, try this. Hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start; then we'll have unlimited lives.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: If radio DJs have taught me anything about radio, it's that you gotta do two things: turn it up and rip the knob off!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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