Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 6)
Season 9, Episode 13: "Trading Places"
Peter: Damn right I do! It's because I make all the money! I'm the big..."Mamu" around here!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: It's like putting your penis to sleep in a feather bed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 12: "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair"
Peter [dressed like Meg]: Heh, heh, I stole Meg's cutaway.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 11: "German Guy"
Peter: You're not going to get away with this, Mr. Google Search!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 10: "Friends of Peter G."
Death: You members of the human race have the power to send a man to the moon and make Justin Long a movie star.
Peter: We did it with Justin Long didn't we? America said no but we kept at it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: You know what? I was so drunk, my ghost is drunk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Alcoholics... transform!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 9: "And I'm Joyce Kinney"
Peter: What does it matter what those people in church think? Most of
them are just random background people we never seen before anyways.
Half of them don't even move. The other half just blink.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 8: "New Kidney in Town"
Brian: Ah, it's a period joke!
Peter: Ah, it's a period period joke!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: I'm making my own Red Bull! Lois can't stop me from experiencing the manic highs and lows my body demands.
Brian: Whoa, whoa you're adding kerosene? That's insane! That'll destroy your body, Peter!
Peter: Kerosene is fuel, Brian. Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is Red Bull...
Brian: That drink will kill you, Peter.
Peter: Whatever kills me will make me stronger.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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