Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 7)
Season 11, Episode 8: "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"
Peter: It's the greatest story ever told, Meg. A story that goes back over 100 years.
Chris: Yay, Star Wars!
Peter: No, Chris. It's the story of Christmas and the Immaculate Conception. You guys were born the dirty way. Now gather around, everybody, and hear the awe-inspiring tale that's caused millions and millions of deaths!
• Rating: Unrated
Chris: A guy's name was Robbie back then?
Peter: The Bible's fuzzy on that.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 11, Episode 7: "Friends Without Benefits"
Lois: He seems nice.
Peter: Sorry, I missed all that. I was tweeting.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 11, Episode 6: "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"
Peter: Brian, keys. Chris, beer. Meg, ugly!
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Okay, who replaced my glasses with forks? I mean, they're really good for seeing forks, but not for much else.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: No, that's great, actually because, now anyone walking behind you will know you had 60 dollars.
Peter: Whoa, that is awesome, Lois! Your bum looks like an NBA star's arm! Except it's not paying someone to install a Playstation in a car.
• Rating: Unrated
Chris: Dad, how did you get Mom out of the house so we could decorate?
Peter: Well Chris, I constructed a very elaborate fake grocery store.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 11, Episode 5: "Joe's Revenge"
Peter: There's an apartment above that Arby's, with toys in the window. Someone has built a life there. What a mess.
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: I like that you can tell me your stories starting at the Clam and end it on a ferris wheel.
Quagmire: Yeah, people are starving in Africa and I'm in a carnival with my best buddies on a beautiful night. Blessings. Blessings.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 11, Episode 4: "Yug Ylimaf"
Peter: Well, it's up to you buddy. Save this marriage.
• Rating: Unrated
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