Family Guy

Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 70)

Antonio: The painting. I must have it for my studio in Soho. I'll give you five thousand dollars. What do you say?
Peter: I say, "I love you, ya freakin' son of mine. I got five thousand bucks for that painting you gave me."
Chris: But dad, I painted that just for you.
Peter: Don't feel bad, Chris, I didn't even want it
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Lois: A woman is not an object.
Peter: Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
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Peter: I know, you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time now and I'm the man
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Peter: Lois, you've left me no choice but to beat you the only way I know how. By killing you!...in the race for schoolboard president
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Peter: Well, a lot of nasty things have been said during this campaign. But pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand
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Peter: Hey, Lois, what's with the sign?
Lois: Peter we discussed this, I'm running for school board. You never listen to me.
Peter: Oh yeah, I remember. Hey Cleveland, hey Quagmire. ... Hey, Lois, what's with the sign?
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Peter [at the debate]: Well, I-I have always cared deeply about young people. As a rich college bound student I once joined some underprivileged youths in saving a community center from being converted into a shopping mall. (crowd cheers)
Lois: Peter, that wasn't you. That was Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo! You watched that last night... (crowd boos)
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Peter: When I'm done, our students will be so smart, they'll be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself
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Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
Calahan: Umm... you can't eat a-
Peter: Wanna split it?
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Chris: Are you sure this'll work?
Peter: Chris, this is just another one of your crazy schemes.
Chris: But this whole thing was your idea.
Peter: You'll find out.
Chris: Dad, you're not makin' any sense.
Peter: You just leave that to me
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