Principal Skinner Quotes (Page 6)
Season 5, Episode 19: "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Principal Skinner: (Over phone) I know Weinstein's parents were upset Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony holiday. I mean, it sounds so made-up: Yom kip-pur!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Homer the Vigilante"
Principal Skinner: Good Lord! My Stormin' Norman commemorative plates stolen! Again
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea!
Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults a--
(Gun shot)
Moe: Whoops!
Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way--
(Gun shot)
Captain McCallister: Sorry!
(gun shot)
Principal Skinner: Uh oh!
(Gun shot)
Moe: Me again...
(Gun shot)
Bart: Sorry.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.
Principal Skinner: How ironic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Principal Skinner: And here is a special award to the children who obviously didn't have any help from their parents, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.
Ralph: (With a plastic bag that says "Idaho" on it) I'm Idaho!
Principal Skinner: Sure you are!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Bart: Each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye. Therein lies the game.
Millhouse: I fear to watch...yet I cannot turn away!
Principal Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama.
Principal Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "Bart's Inner Child"
Principal Skinner: Damn! They're very slowly getting away!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Principal Skinner: Eat my shorts, young man!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror IV""
Principal Skinner: Pull, Willie, pull!
Groundskeeper Willie: I'm doin' all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle-walker!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Principal Skinner: Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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