Stewie Griffin Quotes
Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You dick, that's awesome."
"No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."
"All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."
Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?"
Stewie: "Oh...are we trash?"
Omg, everyone's already tweeting "Stewie Just Said That."
You know I'm still young enough that you can drop me off at the fire station, no questions asked.
Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?
Yeah, I had a giant mobile put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want.
I don't understand why, if we're a galaxy far far away, we still have to change in Atlanta.
Now listen. Since your mom's out of town and I've got you for the weekend, I was thinking it would be kinda fun if the Emperor and I turned you over to the dark side of the Force!
Join us, Luke. Turn to the backside of the Force.
Can we at least put together a press release that says I resigned of my own accord to pursue other evil projects?