Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 5)
Season 10, Episode 19: "Mr. and Mrs. Stewie"
Stewie: Who's handling their Charlie St. Cloud DVD all the time?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 13: "Tom Tucker: The Man and his Dream"
Stewie: Are they not seein' this?
Brian: I know, it's kinda creepy. It's almost like he's dating Lois.
Stewie: Yeah - looks like somebody's getting a little Oedip***y.
Brian: Can we say that?
Stewie: Just did.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 12: "Livin' On A Prayer"
Stewie: "Kevin Smith because he's too fat to ride on the plane!"
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 11: "The Blind Side"
Stewie: "1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You d**k, that's awesome."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 9: "Grumpy Old Man"
Stewie: "No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 8: "Cool Hand Peter"
Stewie: "All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 7: "Amish Guy"
Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?"
Brian: "Yea."
Stewie: "Oh...are we trash?"
Brian: "Kinda."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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