Stewie Griffin Quotes
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Playing Unga Bunga. It's the championship.
Stewie: Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at $4.
Oh, it's starting! I'm gonna live-tweet the show and ruin it for everyone in other time zones.
Nothing like a day at the park, surrounded by overcompensating divorced dads.
Stewie: How long have you been there?
Chris: Long enough to know that you have herpes and do weird stuff with your teddy bear.
Stewie: HE does weird stuff; I just don't stop him.
You've got herpes, too? This house is like backstage at a Whitesnake concert.
Oh my god, look at you! You're more herpes than dog!
Stewie: Are you blood brothers with Meg because you ate her tampon out of the trash?
Brian: No, that, that's something else.
You know you've made it when you've got a teenage boss.
Meg, could you zip up your fly? That's kind of wafting over here.
Dammit Brian, you can't die! We were gonna do so many things together! We were gonna become windsurfers! I was gonna be a little better than you, but we were both gonna be good.
How does it feel to be the least-cultured person at a bus station?
Well, looks like Archibald Meatpants is gonna have a fun night.