Charlie, wake up! You need to see this. Can I throw up in it? ...
Alan: Charlie, wake up! You need to see this.
Charlie: Can I throw up in it?
Charlie: Well, then I don't need to see it.
Alan: Charlie, do you remember what you did last night?
Charlie: (looks at his tuxedo) Oh, damn it, did I get married?
Alan: Hardly. (shows Charlie the paper)
Charlie: Oh, you just know she's going to find some way to make this my fault.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 6: "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger