Dad, this is the wrong book. What are you talking about? It'...
Jake [on The Taming of the Shrew]: Dad, this is the wrong book.
Alan: What are you talking about?
Jake: It's in some sort of foreign language.
Alan: It's Elizabethan.
Jake: Well, can we get one in English?
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 18: "If My Hole Could Talk"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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