Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. He is the cancer, and I ...

Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. He is the cancer, and I am the...um...What cures cancer?

Chief Wiggum

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Characters:
Chief Wiggum, Ralph Wiggum
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4: "Bart the Murderer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

(to Fat Tony) I'm not gonna stop until one of us is in jail. (pause) You!

Chief Wiggum

Chief Wiggum: You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that was hijacked outside of town, would you?
Fat Tony: What's a truck?
Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!

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