I am not middle aged. Oh, I'm sorry... You, you're middle ag...
Charlie: I am not middle aged.
Alan: Oh, I'm sorry...
Charlie: You, you're middle aged!
Alan: I'm younger than you...
Charlie: You're also broke, losing your hair, and sleeping in my hide-a-bed.
Alan: You always gotta bring a gun to a knife fight don't you?
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 10: "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger