Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
Two-and-a-half-men

Berta: I hope you don't mind, but I talked to him before he went to sleep last night.
Charlie: What did you say?
Berta: I said, uh, "drink this bottle of prune juice"


Unrated
Show:
Episode:
Characters:
,
Related Quotes:
Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes, Charlie Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

I'm telling you, you're spoiling the kid. I didn't have a shrink when I was Jake's age and my childhood was twice as screwed up as his. I mean, you're a little cuckoo, Judith, but compared to our mother, you're like a fart in a hurricane

Charlie

Berta [trying to convince Alan Jake is constipated]: I'm telling you, my youngest once ate a whole can of Play-Doh—stopped her up for two weeks!
Alan: All right, Berta.
Berta: She finally pooped out a whole ashtray.
Alan: Berta!
Berta: That was the day I quit smoking

x Close Ad