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Berta [trying to convince Alan Jake is constipated]: I'm telling you, my youngest once ate a whole can of Play-Dohâ€”stopped her up for two weeks!
Alan: All right, Berta.
Berta: She finally pooped out a whole ashtray.
Berta: That was the day I quit smoking