Linda: I just made three new friends. Maybe I was wrong about the cubicle themes. For the first time since I've been here, I actually feel like I'm part of something.
Ted: Glad to hear it. I have to go to a strip club tomorrow with a bunch of old men.
Linda: Wow. What theme did the company give you?


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Ted Crisp, Linda Zwordling
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 7: "Get Happy"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Clark: Mr. Crisp, you had a near-unanimous rating of "excellent." In fact, there were even several write-ins of "adorable."
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Phil: Do you think I look like a possum in this shirt?
Lem: Not in that shirt. Why?