Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXI say, look at this, this toy has small parts, why the devil wou...
Stewie: (playing with his toys) I say, look at this, this toy has small parts, why the devil would they include small parts? Unless .. I'm supposed to eat them, of-course it all adds up.(Stewie bites the toy) Oww! (spitting his tooth out) Oh dear god, I've lost a tooth.
Chris: Dude you're lucky, if you put that under your pillow the tooth fairy will come and give you a dollar.
Stewie: (shocked) What?? Did you say the tooth fairy comes here, to our house? She just breaks in like some hood?
(camera pans to see Brian sitting at the table near Stewie)
Brian: Yeah, she creeps into your house at night, and comes into your room while you sleep.
Stewie: (shocked) Oh my god!
Brian: And sometimes, just for the hell of it, (turns to Stewie) she cuts off a piece of her arm-pit hair and places it gently on your tongue.
- Characters:
- Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin, Stewie Griffin
- Episode:
- Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6: "Prick Up Your Ears"
- Show:
- Family Guy
- Related Quotes:
- Brian Griffin Quotes, Chris Griffin Quotes, Stewie Griffin Quotes, Family Guy Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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