Oh, hey Quagmire, how was Florida? Oh, it was great! And guess...
Peter: Oh, hey Quagmire, how was Florida?
Quagmire: Oh, it was great! And guess what? I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my anus.
Peter: Uh, Quagmire, fireworks aren't illegal here. You could've just put 'em in your car and driven 'em up here.
Quagmire: (smugly) Huh, yeah, that's just as fun.
- Family Guy
- Family Guy Season 5 Episode 5: "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
- Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire
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- Eric Hochberger