If you can't afford dog food, don't get a dog
If you can't afford dog food, don't get a dogCharlie [to Alan about not being in a relationship]
Alan: I was on a date with Melissa
Charlie: How'd it go?
Alan: She broke up with me and I may have to register as a sex offender
Charlie: So at least you had fun
- Permalink: I was on a date with Melissa How'd it go? She broke up with ...
Charlie [about Chelsea and Jake]: ...and one of you has to go, guess who that will be?
Jake: Why, because you sleep with her?
Charlie: Good for you, why do people think you're stupid?
- Permalink: And one of you has to go, guess who that will be? why, because...