Two and a Half Men

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Jake: I'm her son.. she has to be proud of me.
Alan: You think so, huh? Have you met my mother?
Jake: Oh, yeah


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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Charlie: So, drinking in the dark, eh?
Alan: Wasn't dark when I started

Charlie: You know something; I just realized that I'm two for two at Judith's weddings.
Myra: What a coincidence, I'm two for two at Herb's weddings