I'm so weak. How can I ever look my sperm in the eye? Oh, at l...
Lem: I'm so weak. How can I ever look my sperm in the eye?
Ted: Oh, at least you didn't lie to your sperm about being an Indian.
Lem: No, I did not. But once when I was a teenager, I did abandon it at a bus stop.
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- Characters:
- Ted Crisp, Lem Hewitt
- Episode:
- Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 1: "Love Blurts"
- Show:
- Better Off Ted
- Related Quotes:
- Ted Crisp Quotes, Lem Hewitt Quotes, Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes, Better Off Ted Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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