In my entire life, Chester is the only living thing I ever slept...
In my entire life, Chester is the only living thing I ever slept with that didn't sue me for alimony
Alan
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- Character:
- Alan Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4: "A Pot Smoking Monkey"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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