What do I have to do for you? Just promise to be sad at my fun...
Jake: What do I have to do for you?
Charlie: Just promise to be sad at my funeral.
Jake: Do I have to cry?
Jake: Will there be food?
Jake: Can I bring a date?
Charlie: You're just screwing with me now, right?
Jake: How does it feel?
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