Hey, dad, how come you don't give me an allowance? Because you...
Jake: Hey, dad, how come you don't give me an allowance?
Alan: Because your mother gives you an allowance. [to Kandi] Look, I'm just trying to be fair here.
Jake: Speaking of fair, it doesn't seem fair that mom has to pay me and you don't.
Alan: Hang on, Kandi. [To Jake]: Let me explain something to you, every cent your mother has, comes from me. So when she gives you an allowance, it's really me giving you an allowance.
Jake: I don't need to know how it works, I just need more money
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4: "A Pot Smoking Monkey"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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