Is this lifestyle actually making you happy? Let me answer tha...
Alan: Is this lifestyle actually making you happy?
Charlie: Let me answer that question with another question. Who would you rather be, you or me?
Alan: You're kidding, right? You have two black eyes, and you're perched on a scrotum cozy... You.
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 15: "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 15 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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