It's a real shame about Ed, huh? Yeah. It must really have you...

Creed: It's a real shame about Ed, huh?
Michael: Yeah. It must really have you thinking.
Creed: About what?
Michael: The older you get, the bigger the chances you're gonna die. You knew that.
Creed: Ed was decapitated.
Michael: What?
Dwight: Really?
Creed: He was drunk as a skunk. He was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. Snaps right off.
Michael: Oh my God.
Dwight: That is the way to go. Instant death. Very smart.
Creed: You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
Dwight: You're thinking of a chicken.
Creed: What did I say?


Unrated
Show Comments
Characters:
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, Creed Bratton
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 4: "Grief Counseling"
Show:
The Office
Related Quotes:
Michael Scott Quotes, Dwight Schrute Quotes, Creed Bratton Quotes, The Office Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes, The Office Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Office Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

I lost Ed Truck... and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I'm terribly, terribly... terribly alone.

Michael

Jan: So, I wanted to let you know that we lost Ed Truck.
Michael: Oh-kay, let me see if I have his cell. Is this the only reason you are calling Jan or does somebody miss me?
Jan: Michael, Ed died over the weekend.
Michael: Oh, wow.

  1. Quotes
  2. It's a real shame about Ed, huh? Yeah. It must really have you...