Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
Jay: Phyllis!


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Jay Pritchett, Phil Dunphy
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 1: "Dude Ranch"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

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