My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me...
Kelly: My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually his father's. And I just thought it'd be really romantic, like 'Thelma and Louise,' but with, like, a boat. And it was the worst year of my life. And I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday!
Dwight: I thought you said yesterday was your birthday!
Jim: Hey, you know what? I got you a cake.
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- Characters:
- Dwight Schrute, Jim Halpert, Kelly Kapoor
- Episode:
- The Office Season 5 Episode 15: "Lecture Circuit (Part 2)"
- Show:
- The Office
- Related Quotes:
- Dwight Schrute Quotes, Jim Halpert Quotes, Kelly Kapoor Quotes, The Office Season 5 Episode 15 Quotes, The Office Quotes
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- Steve Marsi
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