Oh, by the way, you need to buy Kandi a diamond necklace. Wha-...
Charlie: Oh, by the way, you need to buy Kandi a diamond necklace.
Charlie: You told me to cover for you. I said you were out buying her jewelry.
Alan: That's all you could think of?
Charlie: Well, I could think of a lot of things, but only one made me laugh.
Alan: I can't afford to buy her jewelry.
Charlie: I know, that's what makes it funny
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