Family Guy
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Oh, my God! His chin does kinda look like nuts!
Quagmire
Can't you just go out there and pretend to have a good time?
Lois
Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?
The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.
Peter
And once again a Heavy Flow has ruined another lady's evening.
Wrestling Announcer
Or you can pull the hose out of the bucket and let the hose run free.
Peter
Peter's a good friend. Not like Cleveland.
Quagmire
Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.
Joe
See, we're all terrible people inside.
Lois
You don't have to win to have fun.
Joe
Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.
Peter
Don't worry, Mr. Griffin. You're every bit as sympathetic as this chubby-cheeked coco angel.
Peter's Lawyer