Family Guy

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I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.
Brian

Permalink: I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.

Rating: Unrated

I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.
Brian

Permalink: I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.

Rating: Unrated

You want the media to go away? Just mention black on black crime.
Cleveland

Permalink: You want the media to go away? Just mention black on black crime.

Rating: Unrated

You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?
Joe

Permalink: You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a...

Rating: Unrated

Giggity.
Cleveland

Permalink: Giggity

Rating: Unrated

Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.
Stewie

Permalink: Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

Rating: Unrated

He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.
Quagmire

Permalink: He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.

Rating: Unrated

I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.
Stewie

Permalink: I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.

Rating: Unrated

You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?
Brian

Permalink: You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?

Rating: Unrated

Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?
Peter

Permalink: Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?

Rating: Unrated

Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.
Lois

Permalink: Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.

Rating: Unrated