Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.

Peter

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Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?

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Don't worry, Mr. Griffin. You're every bit as sympathetic as this chubby-cheeked coco angel.

Peter's Lawyer

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I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.

Brian

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I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.

Brian

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You want the media to go away? Just mention black on black crime.

Cleveland

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You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?

Joe

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This is more pussy than even I can handle.

Quagmire

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Giggity.

Cleveland

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I was living the life, banging chicks and eating cabbage. You know.

Quagmire

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Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

Stewie

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He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.

Quagmire

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