I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.

Stewie

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You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?

Brian

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Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?

Peter

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Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.

Lois

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He's happier than a sunny side up egg.

Peter

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Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.

Stewie

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Besides, it's been a while since we ate at a place where, if you ask for ketchup, they look at your like you're dirt.

Peter

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The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.

Brian

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Spending the day with him is going to be worse than eating at a ballpark.

Peter

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Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.

Stewie

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I got to email that to Babs. She hates people.

Carter

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Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.

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