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We want that drinkin' law gone, and everybody knows the best way to get any law struck down is to get the gays angry about it.
Peter
Don't you understand what drinking means to us workin' stiffs? It helps us forget about our day and tell our children we love them with a straight face.
Peter
I might need two weeks off from this friendship.
Quagmire
Couch 1: I just had sex with a girl on her period.
Couch 2: Dude, that's not a brag.
Peter, we have a hamper. Stop throwing your dirty clothes in the toilet.
Lois
I brought construction paper and markers in case you guys wanted to draw breasts.
Joe
This isn't a job for the meek, Brian. When you get in there -- you got to be hard.
Stewie
Stewie: I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep.
Brian: No, don't say it like that.
Glenn Close: Fart.
Brian: Uh..did you say, "fart?"
Glenn Close: Yes. That's me being rather silly.
That one trip to the petting zoo really messed me up. I saw too much.
Stewie
Here, we brought you guys an orchid from Trader Joe's, because we don't know or care about any of your interests.
Peter
I'm a bigger scumbag than Spock.
Brian
