I'm in the upright and locked position.

Barney

• Permalink: I'm in the upright and locked position.
• Added: March 02, 2010

Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.

Barney

• Permalink: Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.
• Added: March 02, 2010

You "right now-ed" Scooter?

Marshall

• Permalink: You right now-ed Scooter?
• Added: March 02, 2010

Poster whore.

Lily

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• Added: March 02, 2010

I've been the hookee and the hooker.

Robin

• Permalink: I've been the hooky and the hooker.
• Added: March 02, 2010

Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.

Lily

• Permalink: Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.
• Added: March 02, 2010

I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.

Tiffany

• Permalink: I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.
• Added: March 02, 2010

Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.

Barney

• Permalink: Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.
• Added: March 02, 2010

Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.

Ted

• Permalink: Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.
• Added: February 09, 2010

This phone is cursed - cursed I tell you.

Barney

• Permalink: This phone is cursed - cursed I tell you.
• Added: February 09, 2010

It's called the 'naked man' - I read it about on some guy's blog.

Don

• Permalink: It's called the 'naked man' - I read it about on some guy's blog...
• Added: February 09, 2010

I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and spank his little bottom until it turns red - Shut up!

Robin

• Permalink: I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and...
• Added: February 09, 2010