How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 7 Episode 8: "Perfect on Paper"

Barney: Where is my cash?
Robin: I did a little exchange for you canucklehead.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Barney: I want American Scotch from Scotland!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Welcome to the tribe hoser!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 7: "Noretta"

Marshall: I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

James: The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: We're gonna need a bigger booth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 6: "Mystery vs. History"

Marshall: Lily Pad? We're having a boy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: The bitch is hiding something!
Barney: Totally hiding something!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mia: They had Cookies N Cream and what you were saying about women who feel they have to starve themselves makes so much sense--Hoo hot dogs! Score!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin's Dad: Happy Birthday Son!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Thanks Canada!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 5: "Field Trip"

Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: So you're the therapist. You know it's one thing to pretend to be a therapist and bang your patients, that's normal, but to do it for real? Little creepy bro.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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