How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 7 Episode 5: "Field Trip"

Barney: It's like watching The Breakfast Club on TBS.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 4: "The Stinson Missile Crisis"

Marshall: You know what? Screw it! Who says two bros can't rock a birthing class?
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Robin: What's that thing?
Barney: For some it was the ashes of my parents. For others it was the trophy from Wimbledon and believe it or not, for one busty dullard, it was both. Game, enormous set and match!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Marshall: What's that little guy up there?
Dr. Sonya: Oh you poor girl.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marshall: It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Patrice: He's so dreamy.
Robin: Nobody asked you Patrice!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 3: "Ducky Tie"

Lily: I am going to have to walk this earth knowing that Barney has touched my boobs.
Robin: Yeah it stays with yah. His email reminders don't help.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lily: Terms, if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off I will let you touch one boob.
Barney: Both boobs!
Lily: Just one.
Barney: Touch and squeeze.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Touch and motor boat.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Honka honka?
Lily: Barney...
Barney: Just touch
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: For one hour.
Lily: For one second.
Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs.
Lily: Thirty seconds one boob.
Barney: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes.
Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze.
Barney: Deal!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Barney: Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, hash tag refill!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Marshall: Let the dinnertainment begin!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Lily what on Earth is going on with your cans?
Lily: Oh these old thangs? I got my pregnancy boobs!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Barney: Duck duck gross!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 2: "The Naked Truth"

Marshall: Bow down to Beercules!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ted: I don't want to be choosing between two girls. I want to be a complete head over heels idiot for one!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: This was bound to happen eventually. I've been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin'.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: And that concludes all the space related lies. Let's move onto the world of sports. Oh wait sorry, I just thought of another space one. I've been bitten by a moon snake, you need to suck all the space poison out of my...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: If I were only casting the White Swan, the role would be yours.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Well I'm sorry we could not do business together but if you'll excuse me I am in the middle of a game of Edward Forty Hands and the competition is fierce!
 • Rating: Unrated

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