How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes
Still? Still with the Lebron jokes?
Ted
Oh Can-adorable, am I right?
Ted
Sucks to be you braces.
Robin
Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.
Barney
So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
Barney
Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.
Barney
Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.
Ted
Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
Ted
I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!
Barney
Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.
Barney
