Modern Family

Modern Family Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"

Manny: She's like a dream, wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: Remember that time I told you I couldn't make your figure skating competition because I was stuck at work? By stuck I meant drunk and by work I meant the golf course!
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: It happens. Dolls grow up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex [to Haley]: The only stage you're going to be jumping to will have a pole on it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 15: "Aunt Mommy"

Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: It's a freakshow, but it's their freakshow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: Stop acting like I'm some staunchy old coot! I've grown.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Phil [to Claire]: You're going to have Cam's baby just to avoid it being weird?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: And what are we supposed to tell the baby? Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I think we're all having a baby!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Claire: Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jay [about Manny]: I can't express to you how badly this kid needs football.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?"

Ted: My wife took 50% of my stuff and left 100% of my kids.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Phil [to Luke]: Good to see you Betty Luke.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Claire: I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Phil: You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Manny: Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Alex: I think somebody has a man crush.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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