Shameless
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Carl: Whats it feel like to be crazy?
Ian: Um, like I'm under a wet blanket. And cotton mouth.
Carl: Whatever, I'm out.
Frank: Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning?
Carl: Yup.
Frank: Impressive work ethic, son. You do your old man proud.
Lip: Silence in our house usually means someone stopped breathing.
Fiona: Exactly.
So either fight for this marriage or cut him loose. Let him lick his wounds and move on, ya know? This halfway thing you're doing, giving him space, it's kind of fucked. Right? If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it.
Sean [to Fiona]
Ian: I think this might be the end with Mickey. The diagnosis, you know, even if I don't believe it, I'm pretty sure he does.
Fiona: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I already blew it with my husband and I don't have any kind of diagnosis to pin it on.
Ian: Gallagher's.
Fiona: Gallagher's.
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
Mickey [to Ian]
Hey uncle Carl! I didn't know we were going to be neighbors. Will you tell me a story?
Chuckie
Fiona: Spare me, Sammi. Your kid did not get arrested because of me.
Sammi: Cause of your thug brother. In one fell swoop, you Gallagher's managed to ruin his whole future.
Fiona: Lets be honest, Chuckie was not exactly destined for great things. Pack your shit and get out.
Frank: Eh, it's a tragedy when a young man ends up behind prison bars.
Fiona: Bad parenting.
Frank: Oh, don't blame yourself.
Sucks to be you! College is so much better without school!
Kev [to Lip]
Fiona: What if he shows remorse?
Carl: What's that?
Fiona: It means you say you're sorry.
Carl: I'm not.
You think you scare me? Bring it bitch.
Carl [to Sammi]
