It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.

Carl

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They pay for dollars for espresso. They can suck my balls if they want.

Svetlana

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Oh, so you get to leave late 'cause you're fucking the boss?

Ian

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You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.

Debbie

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This is your time, Debs.

Frank

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Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

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It's your hormones. You leak from your face until the babies come and then you leak from your titties.

Veronica

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I can tell when someone's being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both.

Sean

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You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.

Fiona

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Receptionist: You'll need someone to pick you up, you'll be heavily medicated. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?
Frank: She has both.

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Even with welfare there's no way you'll pull down the dough you'll need.

Frank

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Debbie: That's my baby.
Frank: Hello, little Gallagher

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