Shameless
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Hey Drew, I want that delivery here in an hour. If not, somebody's going to get docked.
Carl
Sean: Does Frank still have that hippy over there?
Fiona: Yeah, doing who knows what.
You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush.
Queenie
What's a King without a Queenie by his side?
Frank
I just got us the house back. I'm not getting booted out.
Fiona
No mass murders kids!
Kevin
I watch chocolate vanilla babies for small fee.
Svetlana
Caleb: I'm HIV positive.
Ian: I have bipolar.
Customer: Where's my change?
Svetlana: In tip jar.
Customer: I didn't ask to tip $5.
Svetlana: Exactly.
Debbie: Where's your house?
Queenie: My tent's right up there.
Debbie: Your tent?
Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.
Lip: There's some girls that look like dudes.
Ian: I'll pass.