It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.

Fiona

• Permalink: It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.
• Recent Views: 0

Lip: It'd be funny if he actually showed up.
Fiona: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?

• Permalink: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?
• Recent Views: 0

Can you fucking believe that shit?

Kevin

• Permalink: Can you fucking believe that shit?
• Recent Views: 0

Debbie: I want to learn.
Teacher: Okay, here's a lesson: use condoms.

• Permalink: use condoms.
• Recent Views: 0

You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.

Frank

• Permalink: You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.
• Recent Views: 0

They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.

Debbie

• Permalink: They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.
• Recent Views: 0

Are you wearing cologne?

Fiona

• Permalink: Are you wearing cologne?
• Recent Views: 0

Debbie: I don't even think I'm coming.
Fiona: To my wedding?

• Permalink: To my wedding?
• Recent Views: 0

It's a brave new world, Fiona.

Kevin

• Permalink: It's a brave new world, Fiona.
• Recent Views: 0

You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm Russian.

Svetlana

• Permalink: You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm...
• Recent Views: 0

Sweet baby mother of Jesus, John Doe is alive!

Nurse

• Permalink: Sweet baby mother of Jesus, John Doe is alive!
• Recent Views: 0

Denise, not Dennis. She's married with kids.

Caleb

• Permalink: Denise, not Dennis. She's married with kids.
• Recent Views: 0